ertel of the night
E-R-T-E-L. You got the Ertel Power in the house. What do you want from me now, I can't give you anything but a little tiny mouse.
YOU:
What mouse?
ME:
What?
LADIES LOVE LADIES OF THE NIGHT!
Last night’s dinner at the new Loteria Grill in Hollywood brought riches of all kinds. Margs, tacos, chit chat and serious chat were all had. Rafi Ruthchild (the man who brought you this gem) handpicked the creme de la creme OG’s from the old work and beyond. Again, our gratitude.
Photo via Noah Abrahms
14 hours agoFLEET FOXES / ALL AROUND GREAT GUYS HAVE TO CANCEL SALT LAKE CITY SHOW 'CAUSE OF THEIR VAN
Subject: SLC Punked :( :( :(
Hey Salt Lake friends,
We are stranded in Denver until tomorrow night getting our broken down van repaired and there is no possible way we can make it to the show tomorrow. We are incredibly bummed. Our van broke down an hour outside of Denver and we sat in the middle of a dust storm for four hours before my amazing aunt and her friend came and saved the day, taking us and our gear the whole way to Denver while leaving the van behind in nowheresville to get fixed.
Thank you dear Aunt Polly for making it so we only had to cancel one show instead of two!!!!
We’re really sorry and our stupid van is gonna get the beating of a lifetime when it gets back. On the plus side we will be back in Salt Lake City in like only three weeks or so with Wilco so I hope if you want to see us you get a chance to….
SO SORRY!!
FUCK VANS!!!!!!!
GARRR
Robin
DUH HICKEY!
In other nudist resort news, “a clothing-optional hotel in Florida, Caliente Resorts, was forced to withdraw from the American Association for Nude Recreation amid rumors of sex parties taking place behind its closed doors.” [Guardian]
1 day agoWyatt Cenac from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in “Baruch Obama” from last night.
I got nothing more to say, nothing more to say.
WATCH.
1 day ago
'CAUSE HE CAN'T STOP / HE WON'T STOP

Apatow touching all sorts of shit and turning it to gold!
“‘Funny People,’ Apatow’s first directorial effort since ‘Knocked Up’ about stand-up comedians, which stars Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jason Schwarztman and a host of other troupe mainstays starts shooting in October.”
Sooooo much more.
2 days ago